YES, YES, YES – You should buy Jr.VIP RIGHT NOW

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I can't go one fucking day on this forum without inevitably stumbling upon any of the following iterations of the same question 'should i buy jr.vip' 'is jr vip worth?' 'jr.vip 100$ too much?' and so on and so forth.
And at first, I was like 'yo, people have an intrinsic right to ask questions, right? Who the fuck am I to judge them for it?!'
After months of…

YES, YES, YES – You should buy Jr.VIP RIGHT NOW