Noob… looking for advice and guidance painter and decorator looking for Seo knowledge

Hi all I'm a painter and decorator from the UK, I'm looking into learning black hat SEO so I can build a web site for my business that will help me rank and earn a sufficient income whilst giving me CONSISTENT WORK and get that phone ringing..

I've gone down the avenues of wix and paying Google and yell… but still not enough… I'm willing, keen and ready to learn if anyone can point me in the right direction or even offer me guidance…