strange introduction for a change

Hi my name is megabytes and i punch dogs.

late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm
my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)

my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard
often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth
this you might say has set me up in life for not very much

tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called…

strange introduction for a change